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• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
• Edmund Blackadder: After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?
  Prince George:No. -- Blackadder, Duel and Duality...
• Well, my daddy left home when I was three, And he didn't leave much for Ma and me, Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of booze.
  Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid, But the meanest thing that he ever did, Was before he left he went and named me Sue....
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
  Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
• We're about as similar as...two completely dissimilar things in a pod.
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
• A man should choose a woman and an ox from his own country.