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• When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
  ' -- Erma Bombeck...
• I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
  Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway?...
• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• I think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
• I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
  ..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...
• Well, I hope you had a pleasant inheritance. Did I say 'inheritance'?
  ...I meant 'journey'. Well, if you'd like to help yourself to a legacy....
• Alcazar: "I hope you don't think less of me because I live in a giant castle.
• The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.
• I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience _me_.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...