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• A lot is happening -- not all of it good, but a lot is happening.
  -- President George Bush, Day 48 of the Bush presidency...
• The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie.
  Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured some whiskey onto my granola and faced a new day....
• A good day to run amok.
• Good day for flying but bad day for landings....
• if (!good_day) { sleep(until_next_day) }
• George Washington said to his father, "If I never tell a lie, how can I get to be President?
  -- Red Butto...
• Never lie unless you have an awfully good memory
• Today is a good day for a departmental reorganization.
• The president has so much good publicity potential that hasn't been exploited.
  He should just sit down one day and make a list of all the things that people are embarrassed to do that they shouldn't be embarrassed to do, and then do them all on television....