The president has so much good publicity potential that hasn't been
exploited. He should just sit down one day and make a list of all the
things that people are embarrassed to do that they shouldn't be embarrassed
to do, and then do them all on television.
-- Andy Warhol
How many
Christians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it
to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out
to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told,
their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of
darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in
"the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together
in "his" name....