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It's Apple Blossom Time In Orange, New Jersey; The Pear Of Us Will Have A Peach Of A Time.
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It's apple blossom time in Orange, New Jersey;
the pear of us will have a peach of a time.
Related:
You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have more lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice....
Marigold: Jealousy Mint: Virute Orange blossom: Your purity equals your loveliness Orchid
Beauty, magnificence Pansy: Thoughts Peach blossom...
Make the same mistakes twice and you won't have time for new ones!
Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said
If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market....
Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said
If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market....
Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said
If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market....
Herman: See, it's a miniature version of the A-Bomb.
The government built it in the fifties to drop on beatniks....