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• I don't need parents. All I need is a recording that says, 'Go play outside!
  ' -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous? -- Calvin and Hobbe
• That's love?!? --Calvin Medically speaking. --Hobbes Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!
  ! -- Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Waterso...
• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• I wish _I_ was a tiger." "A common lament." -- Calvin & Hobbe
• I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Quote #239 "It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality.
  -- Calvin ("Calvin and Hobbes")...
• Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
  "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...
• ...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too... -- Calvin & Hobbe