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• Lizzie Borden didn't need no stinkin' gun!
• I feel the Need..." "The Need..." "FOR SPEED!" -- Maverick and Goose in "TOP GUN
• I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.
  -- Raymond Chandle...
• Homer: Oh, I need money. Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted sign.
  Homer: You're looking for help? Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift....
• I have PMS and a gun. Care to comment?
• If you can't be trusted with a gun, you need a keeper.
  -- Dafydd ab Hugh, quoted by J. Neil Schulman, Self-Control, Not Gun Control...
• Doris: Eternal darkness. Well, that's just great. Apu
  Listen, someone's got to get that Mr. Burns. Where is that gun- toting lowlife when you need one?...
• I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
  -- Clint Eastwood in Pink Cadillac...
• All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. -- Daniel Boone