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• Smithers: Mmm...this guilt is driving me _mad_! I've _got_ to tell someone.
  [walks into a church; goes to the confession booth] Father, I'm not a Catholic, but....
• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....
• Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
  Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....
• Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain!
  I own the electric company, and the water works -- plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!...
• Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish, even.
  [Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?...
• Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him
  Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...
• Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
  Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement] Bart, he broke your dog's legs....
• Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
  [camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....