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• Top Gun I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. --Tom Cruise
• MS Support Rep: I could tell you, but then I'd have to bill you.
• I spent hours coming up with this tagline. Could you tell?
• I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.
  Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh....
• If I explained what this tagline meant, I'd have to kill you.
• Why should I trust you? . . . Shrinker Because I have the gun! ... -- Avo
• I tell you, it's no use.
• Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp?
• ...I got the blackbelt, you got the gun let's team up tonight, and have some fun...