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Could You Kill A Vampire With A Sunlamp?
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Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp?
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Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
..} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
If looks could kill, you would be a seriel murderer.
Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
If ever you had to kill someone, could you do it? -- Turlough, TERMINUS
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. -- Henry David Thoreau
It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. -- Top Gu
Top Gun I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. --Tom Cruise