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It's Easy To Be Egotistical, When You Don't Know Anything.
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It's easy to be egotistical, when you don't know anything.
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Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do. -- Edgar Dega
IGNORANCE: When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out.
You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
You know that times are not easy when your basic economy car comes at a base price of over $
10,000.00....
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's your own fault.
The devil is easy to identify. He appears when you're terribly tired and makes a very reasonable request which you know you shouldn't grant.