You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . At Home, You Close All The Drapes, Take Off Your Clothes And Don A Pair Of Swim Fins.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . At Home, You Close All The Drapes, Take Off Your Clothes And Don A Pair Of Swim Fins.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair
of swim fins.

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You know you should be swimming when . . . The lobsters all cluster on your side when you're walking past their tank.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You finish the last page of Moby Dick with a big smile on your face.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
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You know you should be swimming when . . . Your parents on numerous occasions have discussed charging you rent for the bath tub.