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It Seems To Me That If You're A Saint, You Don't *need* Rhythm, And If You Use Rhythm, You *ain't* No Saint!
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It seems to me that if you're a Saint, you don't *need* Rhythm,
and if you use Rhythm, you *ain't* no Saint!
-- A comment concerning Paul Simon's album, "Rhythm of the Saints"
Related:
You lose the beat, you lose the rhythm!
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A limerick depends for its clout On rhythm and rhyme throughout.
It grates on the ear Whenever you hear A line that shows the poet knows rhyme, but not what rhythm's about....
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You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!...
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
Musicians do it with rhythm.
RHYTHM METHOD: Baby roulette.
a rap at the door in the `Shave and a Haircut' rhythm, with horn honks and Krusty's laugh in place of `Two Bits'.
] Homer: You think it's him? -- Waiting for Krusty, "Like Father, Like Clow...