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A Rap At The Door In The `Shave And A Haircut' Rhythm, With Horn Honks And Krusty's Laugh In Place Of `Two Bits'.
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[a rap at the door in the `Shave and a Haircut' rhythm, with horn honks
and Krusty's laugh in place of `Two Bits'.]
Homer: You think it's him?
-- Waiting for Krusty, "Like Father, Like Clown"
Related:
Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....
Bart: Krusty, are you all right? Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my.
.. my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?...
Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check out the East Side.
Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys I want a total world search....
Krusty: [humming the Marseillaise] Um, could you direct me to President Francois Mitterand's table?
Waitress: You think you're funny? Krusty: Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong!...
Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life. -- Lisa, "Like Father, Like Clow
Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder] [he smashes through the hamburger display...
Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
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My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi....