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It's funny because *I* said it!
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Friends of a potentialy funny joke, just because I don't get it? [GRIN]
HOLY_SMOKE: Because fundies are funny!
Because I said so" by Frank O. Pinio
First: If you're going to be funny, you have to have truth rooted in your effort.
Later: When I said women shouldn't have the right to vote, I was just being funny....
SMILEY :I Hmmm, not funny!
It's funny because it's true. -- Fat Tony, "Bart the Murdere
My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.
I said, "Just wait." -- Judy Tenuta...
Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....
First they came for the drug users, and I said nothing because I wasn't a drug user.
Then they came for the atheists, and I said nothing because I wasn't an atheist....