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• Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Ba
  Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the Murdere...
• Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in racketeering and extortion.
  Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool....
• Bart: Did you kill my principal? Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache? -- "Bart the Murdere
• Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.
  Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until one of us is behind bars....
• Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir. Skinne
  Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men....
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
• Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
  Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well, I heard Skinner's buried under his parking spot....
• Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
  Bart: No. Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family....
• Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed... D.A.
  But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complimentary newspaper....