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It's Getting _REAL_ Hot, And Clinton's Selling Handbaskets!
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It's getting _REAL_ hot, and Clinton's selling handbaskets!
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Recipe for Clinton Stew: A little weenie in hot water.
Getting the truth from Clinton is like nailing Jello to the wall.
Getting the truth from Clinton is like pinning Odo to the wall.
Real software engineers play tennis. In general, they don't like any sport that involves getting hot and sweaty and gross when out of range of a shower.
(Thus mountain climbing is Right Out.) They will occasionally wear their tennis togs to work, but only on very sunny days....
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G.K. Chesterto
The real trick to carrying on is not getting carried away.
Word processors, Like hot cakes selling, Correct our typing - and our spelling!
But that machine we're truly seeking Erases errors, when we're speaking.......
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Gettin' married's a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl...