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Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges.
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Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Related:
Power surges on the Underground.
Women have more strength in their looks than we have in our laws, and more power by their tears than we have by our arguments.
-- Saville...
How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda-water the day after.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto ii, Stanza 178...
You have no real enemies.
Since before the Earth was formed and before the sun burned hot in space
cosmic forces of inexorable power have been working relentlessly toward this moment in space-time -- your receiving this fortune....