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It's Getting *SO* Bad That Chelsea Wants To Divorce Her Parents.
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It's getting *SO* bad that Chelsea wants to divorce her parents.
Related:
It's getting *SO* bad that Chelsea wants to be put up for adoption.
Nancy Reagan wants divorce old Ron ... seems he's making it hard for everyone but her.
Is a bad divorce redundant?
Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....
Things are getting so bad muggers won't go out alone.
Yeah? Well, tell that to her parents. -- Geordi
Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution, or of a bad memory!
of a constitution so treacherously good, that it never bends till it break...
The know the divorce rate is getting out of hand when the best man at the wedding stands up not for a toast, but to start a pool!
Make divorce as easy, as cheap, and as private as marriage.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "Getting Married" (1908)...