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• uunet!sugar!karl | "We've been following your progress with considerable -- karl@sugar.
  uu.net | interest, not to say contempt." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV -- Usenet BBS (713) 438-5018 rticle 270 of alt....
• A very smart lady named Cookie Said, "I like to mix gambling with nookie Before every race I go home to my place And curl up with a very good bookie.
• I WANT A COOKIE!
• Here does someone come up with I said anything like that from?
• Bart: I need something for Show and Tell. Lisa: Just take one of my geodes.
  [Bart stares blankly] The rocks on my desk....
• Bart: Ohh, I'll never get that game. Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
  [singing] All aboard the sleepy train To visit Mother Goose....
• Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
  Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
• Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
  I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
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