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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
  Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
• Hutz: Well, you good folks can rest easy now because you've come to the very best in legal representation.
  Skinner: Uh, excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?...
• Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
  100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...
• Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
  [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
• Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down to business.
  [Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...
• Homer: All you can eat. Ha! Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fradulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
  -- "The New Kid on the Block...
• Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_ being guilty.
  I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert. Hibbe...
• Marge: Hello, Mr. Hutz. Hutz: I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private!
  You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality....