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• Holly: The phrase 'cargo bay doors' does not appear to be in my lexicon.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'...
• Clinton/Gore elected; Beavis and Butt-head appear...coincidence?
• Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss. -- Douglas Adam
• Have a nice diurnal anomaly." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• It's all absolutely devastatingly true, except the bits that are lies. -- Douglas Adam
• The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. -- Douglas Adam
• We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! -- Douglas Adams -- Vroomfondel
• You live and learn. At any rate, you live. -- Douglas Adam