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• Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice-recognition unicycle!
  Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database!...
• Lister: You guys have got to be yanking my chain! -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'
• Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah! -- Holly in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'
• Holly: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q.
  of 6000 -- the same I.Q. of 6000 P.E. teachers. -- Red Dwarf - 'Future Echoes'...
• Holly: Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on.
  It's still going on. It's still an emergency....
• You're as much use as a condom machine at the Vatican. -- Rimmer to Holly in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
• Holly: Purple alert! Purple alert! Lister: What's a purple alert?
  Holly: Well, it's like not as bad as a red a alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert -- sort of a mauve alert....
• Holly: Additional: Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness.
  The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes....
• Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you.
  She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway....