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It's Not Often That You Get So Much Class Entertainment Outside Your Bedroom Window Or Outside Your Bedroom, Period.
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It's not often that you get so much class entertainment outside your bedroom
window or outside your bedroom, period.
-- Groucho Marx
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It's not often that you get so much class entertainment outside your bedroom window or outside your bedroom, period.
-- Groucho Marx...
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
--Groucho Marx...
YKYBDTTLW ... you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
-- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...
Flood's bad when you catch a 12 pound bass in your upstairs bedroom.
May a herd of diseased wildebeest stampede through your bedroom.
Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...