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It's OK To Let Your Mind Go Blank, But Please Turn Off The Sound.
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It's OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
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Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.
Turn off the computer and go to bed.
This mind intentionally left blank.
A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
Welcome to the Politically Correct States of America.
Please turn your mind in to the nearest oppressed minority pressure group....