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Welcome to the Politically Correct States of America. Please turn your mind
in to the nearest oppressed minority pressure group. It will be returned to
you once we've decided what you can think.
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Why be Politically Correct when you CAN be RIGHT?
You can say what you please in America, but nobody listens.
It's your mind, think what you want.
What you can not avoid, Welcome.
Politically correct means you continue to display the bumper sticker after your candidate or proposition has lost the election.
Unobfuscated Perl (#1) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say...
Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
[Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife?...
More for you Politically Correct types: Homeless?
No more. Now it's "Residentially Handicapped....
Politically Correct: Marketing term for mind control.