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It Sometimes Happens, Even In The Best Of Families, That A Baby Is Born.
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born.
This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep
your wits about you and borrow some money.
-- Elinor Goulding Smith
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Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.
To borrow money, big money, you have to wear your hair in a certain way
walk in a certain way, and have about you an air of solemnity and majesty--something like the atmosphere of a Gothic cathedral....
If you would keep your soul From spotted sight or sound, Live like the velvet mole
Go burrow underground. -- Elinor Hoyt Wylie (1885-1928) "The Eagle and the Mole" (1921)...
Almost in every kingdom the most ancient families have been at first princes' bastard
heir worthiest captains, best wits, greatest scholars, bravest spirits in all our annals, have been base [born]....
Don't you think the important thing when you're freezing to death is to keep your cool?
-- Peter De Vrie...
First you go out and buy a stick--it's called a baton--about this long.
Then you get some music, you get musicians together, you give them this music, you stand in front of them with the stick in your right hand, you go like this, and a mysterious thing happe...
The best way to keep money in perspective is to have some. -- Louis Rukeyse
Respectable men and women content with good and easy living are missing some of the most important things in life.
Unless you give yourself to some great cause you haven't even begun to live....