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It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say
and say the opposite.
-- Sam Levenson
Related:
Wise people think all they say; fools say all they think.
I always think twice before I say something stupid. --Loesje Televisio
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
-- Plato...
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
-- Sam Levenso...
So you say you're a hypochondriac. How do you know you just don't think you're a hypochondriac?
-- Charade...
Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children. -- Sam Levenso
Hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
-- Herbert, to his advisor, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Say the best. Think the rest!!
Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint! -- Yosemite Sam