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• Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
  .. [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words, when white met bread....
• Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbe
  Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with self-confidence!...
• Herbert: Every day we're losing ground to the Japanese and I want to know why.
  Advisor: Oh, unfair trade practices? Advisor: Mushy-headed one-worlders in Washington?...
• Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself. Marge
  Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children....
• Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
  I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Homer: Hello? Hello? Stupid phone! [bangs the phone] Herbe
  Hey, knock it off. I'm here! I'm just silent because of the emotion involved....
• Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
  [falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...
• Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed stockholders, members of the press, Your Holiness.
  .. -- Herbert Powell, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...