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It's The Cats' House. We Just Pay The Mortgage.
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It's the cats' house. We just pay the mortgage.
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Cats do pay attention. Just plug them into the 240v line. MEWWWR!
Marge: Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to paying off the mortgage.
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Cats KNOW how we feel - they just don't CARE about it!
They just pretend to pay us, so we just pretend to work.
Old hippies never die, they just take a little longer to get a mortgage.
Marge: Once we get the cats out of the way, it won't be too bad Age
Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house....
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Cats aren't intelligent; they just THINK they are.
Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...