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• Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
• It's the cats' house. We just pay the mortgage.
• Cats have their own lives; get on with yours.
• CATS ARE IT!
• People don't own cats, cats own PEOPLE!
• Homer: I need $15,000 to buy a home. Grampa: Oh, well.
  All I own is this house that I built with my own two hands....
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Marge: According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk at age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
  -- And then she can be the world's youngest Gene Simmons, "Lisa's First Word...
• Cats Are PEOPLE Too.