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• Due to a lack of trained trumpeteers, the end of the world has been postponed indefinately.
• The world is coming to an end. Online time has been adjusted.
• Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
  Thank you for your cooperation....
• Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
• Data: "Considering the exceptionally long lifespan of Vulcans, it does seem odd that Sarek and Spock did not choose to resolve those differences in the time allowed.
  Picard: "Father and son. Both proud, both stubborn, more alike than either of them were prepared to admit....
• And now for the moment you've all been waiting for...there it goes...
• Setting right what has been spoiled by the father. If there is a son, No blame rests upon the departed father.
  Danger. In the end good fortune....
• Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.