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Due To A Lack Of Trained Trumpeteers, The End Of The World Has Been Postponed Indefinately.
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Due to a lack of trained trumpeteers, the end of the world has been
postponed indefinately.
Related:
Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed!
Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.
Tomorrow has been cancelled due to lack of interest. -- Sjoerd Verweij
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you for your cooperation....
The world is coming to an end. Online time has been adjusted.
It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for.
Today is canceled due to lack of interest!