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• The more you run over a skunk, the stupider you are...
• If you are a skunk, you learn to hold your breath for a long time! -- Pepe the Skunk
• If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help
  Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella....
• The more you run over road kill, the flatter it gets.
• The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
• You will be run over by a bus.
• You will be run over by a beer truck.
• Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown Waiting for someone or something to show you the way Tired of lying in the sunshine And then one day you find Staying home to watch the rain Ten years have got behind you You are young and life is long No one told you when to run And there is time to kill today You missed the starting gun And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking And racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death Every year is getting shorter Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way Never seem to find the time The time is gone
  he song is over Plans that either come to nought Thought I'd something more to say....
• Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I.
  Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again and I say this stinks....