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• It was a Roman who said it was sweet to die for one's country.
  The Greeks never said it was sweet to die for anything....
• It was a Roman who said it was sweet to die for one's country.
  The Greeks never said it was sweet to die for anything....
• Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
• Old fishermen never die; they just smell that way.
• Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
• SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way!
• Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace
  And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold....