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• I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.
• I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J....
• Dan Quayle had a trip planned to Beijing, but was worried because of the turmoil at that end.
  His security adviser however informed him that it was pretty safe for D....
• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• I think, therefore I am a Consumer.
• You know, before I left, President Bush and I were talking and he said to me, 'I knew Spiro Agnew.
  I worked with Spiro Agnew. And believe me, you are no Spiro Agnew....
• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
• I was known as the chief grave robber of my state. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• I was interested in joining the National Guard because it enabled me to go to law school as soon as possible.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...