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• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• We are doing the right thing and we do not see the bad things.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle pretending he is one of the wise monkeys....
• Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/18/92, (reported on KRXX News)...
• The Annual White House Easter Egg Hunt was held on schedule this year, and it was attended by Vice President Dan Quayle.
  Got three eggs!...
• The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president.
  All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' -- Will Roge...
• You have a part-time job, you have a job. That's better than no job at all.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, -- speaking on $4.25/hour jobs with no benefits at Burger King...
• I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was.
  He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years....
• The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President.
  All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?...
• The future will be a better tomorrow. -- Vice President Dan Quayle