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• MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
• When you start to think that life is tough and you've got it hard, stop, reflect on being a deckhand on Noah's ark.
• Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
• Q. What's the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc?
  A. Noah's Ark was made of wood; Joan of Arc was Maid of Orleans....
• But I am here! I am Dune! -- Noah, ARK IN SPACE
• I told you damn rabbits 'Only two!'. -- Noah, loading up the Ark
• Resistance is useless. Submit your will to the sake of the greater good.
  It has been decided. -- The Master of the Land of Fiction, The Mind Robber Your resistance is useless....
• Amateurs built the ARK, professionals built the TITANIC!
  None the less, I would still prefer that the surgeon operate on me, not the carpenter....
• If Noah had consulted with modern-day weather forecasters, there would have been a ten-percent chance of him building the ark.
  -- Jim Fiebig...