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Amateurs Built The ARK, Professionals Built The TITANIC!
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Amateurs built the ARK, professionals built the TITANIC! None the less, I
would still prefer that the surgeon operate on me, not the carpenter.
Related:
It wasn't raining when Noah Built the ark. -- Howard Ruff, business consulta
IBM: Idiots Built Me
IBM: I Built Mine
Show me something built to last.
Logic - the principle on which all computers are built, but none seem to run under.
So, I built a second one! *That* sank into the swamp.
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #07...
I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
.. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
Guys will actually judge women based on the way they're built .
.. A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is....