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• Them fancy Japanese steak houses--they make you take off your shoes before you even go in.
  That's because the food is so bad they're afraid you're gonna kick 'em. -- Billy Holliday...
• Who is the oldest inhabitant of this village? We haven't got one
  we had one, but he died three weeks ago....
• Global Village Idio
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl
• When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts." -- Steven Pearl
• Our town was small but we got two things we're very proud of.
  Night and day. If you have a year to live, move there--it'll seem like a lifetime....
• The following appeared in a memo from the owner of Green Thumb Gardening Center, a small business serving a suburban town.
  "There is evidence that consumers are becoming more and more interested in growing their own vegetables....