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• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
  ) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
• I'll say it again for the logic impaired. -- Larry Wall <lwall@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov>
• Quote #207 Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.
  -- --Larry Wall i...
• Perl /perl/ n. [Practical Extraction and Report Language, a.
  k.a. Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister] An interpreted language developed by Larry Wall (&l...
• We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog, star of "The Muppet Show.
  [3] [3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort of character....
• No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you didn't want to know anyway.
  .. :-) -- Larry Wall in <1991Aug7.180856.2854@netlabs.com>...
• Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repair you?" "Well, you don't need to, gov, it's all right.
  It's all in a day's work for ... Bicycle Repair Man. <Sniff!>" -- Monty Pytho...
• patch 1. n. A temporary addition to a piece of code, usually as a quick-and-dirty remedy to an existing bug or misfeature.
  A patch may or may not work, and may or may not eventually be incorporated permanently into the program....
• Commenting in Slashdot after Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision to use open-source software in the California governme
  > This is obviously because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are girly-men....