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No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you
didn't want to know anyway... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <1991Aug7.180856.2854@netlabs.com>
Related:
I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
lt;tyler-> rindolf: you are seriously the craziest fucker I know &l
yler-> and I know some crazy ass people <mofino> haha &l...
I was going to include an ethnic slur in here, but I couldn't figure out how to get you into this file.
We've got a problem, HAL". "What kind of problem, Dave?
"A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere....
Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
[cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway?...
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
Whenever somebody gives you a spec for some new technology, if you can't understand the spec, don't worry too much.
Nobody else is going to understand it, either, and it's probably not going to be important....
Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....