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• There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
  -- John von Neuma...
• The goys have proven the following theorem... -- Physicist John von Neumann, at the start of a classroom lecture.
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....
• Modern psychology takes completely for granted that behavior and neural function are perfectly correlated, that one is completely caused by the other.
  There is no separate soul or lifeforce to stick a finger into the brain now and then and make neural cells do what they would not otherwise....
• What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
  2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
• There's no use being precise about something when you don't even know what you're talking about.
  -- John von Neuma...
• COME FROM n. A semi-mythical language construct dual to the `go to'
  COME FROM <label> would cause the referenced label to act as a sort of trapdoor, so that if the program ever reached it control would quietly and automagically be transferred to the statement following the COME FROM....