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The Goys Have Proven The Following Theorem... -- Physicist John Von Neumann, At The Start Of A Classroom Lecture.
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The goys have proven the following theorem...
-- Physicist John von Neumann, at the start of a classroom
lecture.
Related:
It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology
although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years....
Anyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
-- John Von Neuma...
There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
-- John von Neuma...
There's no use being precise about something when you don't even know what you're talking about.
-- John von Neuma...
Quote #230 "Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
-- John von Neuma...
John von Neumann was in the audience at a physics talk.
The speaker had put up a slide showing some widely scattered points....
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m....
Quote #483 "You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong." -- John von Neumann [ on being phoned at 10 a.m.]...