It Would Be A Swell World If Everybody Was As Pleasant As The Fellow Who's Trying To Skin You.

It Would Be A Swell World If Everybody Was As Pleasant As The Fellow Who's Trying To Skin You.

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It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's
trying to skin you.
-- Kin Hubbard

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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. -- Kin Hubbard
One good thing about inflation is that the fellow who forgets his change nowadays doesn't lose half as much as he used to.
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Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
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Everything comes to him who waits - except a loaned book. -- Kin Hubbard
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. -- Kin Hubbard
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. -- Kin Hubbard