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• The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
• It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's trying to skin you.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt. -- Kin Hubbard
• One good thing about inflation is that the fellow who forgets his change nowadays doesn't lose half as much as he used to.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. -- Kin Hubbard
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Everything comes to him who waits - except a loaned book. -- Kin Hubbard
• Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
  -- Kin Hubbard...