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• Homer: Hey! You owe me an apology. George: You owe _me_ an apology.
  If you were any kind of a father, you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago....
• Man that is born of a woman is of few days, and full of trouble. -- Old Testament -- Job xvi, 1
• Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it.
  Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in my life....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Bart: Gee Homer, it looks like you've got yourself a real problem on your hands.
  Homer: Your right... Uhh... Bart! Vacuum this floor!...
• If *I* can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
  "Somebody has to save our skins." - Leia Organa -- ...understanding Product Support......
• Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you, cause if you do, you are in big trouble, serious trouble, lots of trouble and more trouble yet.
• I used to be a short, fat, bald, 40 year old man, but I'm all right now. -- Some Guy
• To what purpose should I trouble myself in searching out the secrets of the stars, having death or slavery continually before my eyes?
  -- Anaximene...