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I Used To Have A Job In The Kotex Factory.
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I used to have a job in the Kotex factory. I thought I was makin'
mattresses for mice.
-- Ray Scott
Related:
I used to have a job at a lake. I taught young fish how to all turn at the same time.
Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
Before I started working here I drank, smoked, and used foul language for no reason at all.
But thanks to this job, I now have a reason....
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wrigh...