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• Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
  Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
  Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?...
• Kent: Tonight, on Eyewitness News: a man who's been in a coma for 23 years wakes up.
  Man: Do Sonny and Cher still have that _stupid_ show?...
• Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
  Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
• Never build after you are five and forty; have five years' income in hand before you lay a brick
  and always calculate the expense at double the estimate. -- Ke...
• Apu: Huh? Homer: Don't be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.
  Apu: Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir....
• Picard: "What do you think of the Enterprise-D?" Sco
  She's a beauty. With a good crew." Picard: "But....
• Scott: Let's go over to the County Courthouse, live to Kent Brockman.
  Kent: -- ockman, just outside the County Courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history....