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I Used To Jog, But The Ice Kept Falling Out Of My Glass.
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I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
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QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass.
I would jog, but the ice would fall out of my glass.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass.
The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo Phillip...
I'd love to, but... I have to jog my memory. -- 93 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
-- Thank you Ralph, very graphic, "I Love Lisa...
Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, there's no physical reason why your hair should be falling out.
This thing has me buffaloed. [chuckles] Nurse...
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Stephen Wrigh
I kept it warm in my own oven! -- Divine (PINK FLAMINGOS)